Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. ...

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automob...

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

What insect can be spelled with just one letter...

What question must always be answered, Yes?

What question must always be answered, Yes? Wha...

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

How can you spell chilly with two letters? IC (...

How do you spell we with two letters without using the letters W and E?

How do you spell we with two letters without us...

How can you spell too much with two letters?

How can you spell too much with two letters? XS...

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

How do you spell a hated opponent with three le...

How do you spell elephant ?

How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t T...

How many Man U.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a l...

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the c...

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why should you be careful playing against a tea...

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away g...

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

What part of a football pitch smells nicest? Th...

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?...

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? S...

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why didn't the dog want to play football? It wa...

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did they call Dracula when he won the leag...

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

What did the footballer say when he accidentall...

Why are football grounds odd?

Why are football grounds odd? Because you can s...

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's...

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the goal post get angry? Because the ba...

What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

What is the bank manager's favourite type of fo...

What part of a football ground is never the same?

What part of a football ground is never the sam...

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What should a football team do if the pitch is ...