Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What does a snowman eat for dinner?

What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

What happened when the icicle landed on the sow...

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Beca...

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

What do you call an alien starship that drips w...

What do you call an overweight ET ?

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra ch...

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot...

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't ...

What did the metric alien say ?

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your...

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?...

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Bec...

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being bla...

Why did the boy become an astronaut?

Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he...

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Bec...

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?...

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

What do you get if you cross a student and an a...

What is an astronomer?

What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a ...

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? H...

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?

What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unid...

Why are astronauts successful people ?

Why are astronauts successful people ? Because ...

Why did the boy become an astronaut ?

Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because h...

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ?

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? T...

What do you call a loony spaceman ?

What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

What do astronauts put on their toast?

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?

What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ai...