Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

What do you get if crossed a new born snake wit...

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said Go forth and multiply ?

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said G...

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a...

Why did the viper want to become a python?

Why did the viper want to become a python? He g...

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a ...

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs ...

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? ...

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a s...

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

What is a snowman's favorite book ?

What is a snowman's favorite book ? War and Fro...

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?

Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? B...

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and...

How does a Snowman get to work?

How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !

How do snowmen travel around ?

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

How do you know when there is a snowman in your...

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ...

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen pre...

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ?

What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icer...

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-...

What kind of money do snowmen use?

What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A...

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because...

What do snowmen call their offspring?

What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.