Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen...

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs...

What's a python's favourite pop group ?

What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison ...

Why did the viper want to become a python ?

Why did the viper want to become a python ? He ...

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes an...

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?

What do you call a python with a great bedside ...

What do most people do when they see a python ?

What do most people do when they see a python ?...

What subject are snakes good at school ?

What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-t...

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hi...

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss...

What do you call a snake that informs the police ?

What do you call a snake that informs the polic...

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a ...

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

What did the mother snake say to her crying bab...

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?

What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? The...

Why did the python do national service ?

Why did the python do national service ? He was...

What's a snakes favourite flower ?

What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

What song to snakes like to sing ?

What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a ...

Why did the viper, viper nose ?

Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the add...

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

What did the snake say when another asked him t...

What do you give a sick snake ?

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?

What do you call a snake who works for the gove...

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

What kind of letters did the snake get from his...

What's long, green and goes hith ?

What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with...