Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why were you late ?

Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept...

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned ...

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?

What do French pupils say after finishing their...

How do bees get to school ?

How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hot...

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

What do you do if you find a black mamba in you...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego...

What's a snake's favourite food ?

What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing machi...

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

What did the snake say when offered a piece of ...

What is another word for a python ?

What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ...

What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Py...

What snakes are good at sums ?

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

What is a snakes favourite opera ?

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a se...

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?

What do you call a snake that is trying to beco...

Why can't you trust snakes ?

Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with fo...

What's a snakes favourite dance ?

What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle...

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping...

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotd...

What's a snakes favourite dance ?

What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

What did one snake say to another ?

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? ...

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

What's the difference between a headmaster and ...