Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter...

What's the matter with your dinner ?

What's the matter with your dinner ? Can you de...

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

How do salespeople traditionally greet each oth...

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? H...

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for V...

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

What happened when the man asked the salesman f...

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

What do you have to know to be a real estate sa...

What salesman has the slickest line?

What salesman has the slickest line? A hair gre...

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in...

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?

What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square...

What's black and white all over and difficult?

What's black and white all over and difficult? ...

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Why aren't you doing very well in history? Beca...

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights ...

Why was the headmaster worried?

Why was the headmaster worried? Because there w...

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because hi...

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?

What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?...

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

What do history teachers make when they want to...

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

What are you going to be when you get out of sc...

What did you learn in school today?

What did you learn in school today? Not enough,...

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and ...

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when...

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 appl...

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many schoolteachers does it take to change ...

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

How many students does it take to change a ligh...

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

What's the longest piece of furniture in the sc...