Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words.

When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out...

What are you reading?

What are you reading? demanded the father of hi...

What do you call a small parent?

What do you call a small parent? A minimum !

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous mo...

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

What do you get when you cross a pig with a bil...

Why do pigs never recover from illness ?

Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Becaus...

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of...

What did the pig call a manuscript?

What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

What famous pig actor made a movie about Franke...

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

Why did the pig send his story to New York? He ...

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized...

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New...

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

What did the pig say when he found a line of an...

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with ...

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read r...

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near th...

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actor...

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like...

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Why should you never invite a pig to join your ...

Why isn't there a Superpig?

Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a...

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the ...

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

Why is the cook worried about catching his runa...

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because ...

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Be...