Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pi...

Why do pigs run into trees?

Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the al...

Why do pigs love Halloween?

Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hog...

Why do pigs like February 14th?

Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots o...

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in thei...

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pi...

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of hi...

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought...

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It wa...

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their sta...

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class?

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their bio...

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

Why did the piglets do badly in school? They we...

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split...

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He f...

Why did the pig join the Army?

Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the foo...

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? H...

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the s...

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the...

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He...

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard ...

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There ...

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in t...

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a lit...

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit ...

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't l...