Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
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Question-answer Jokes
How do you make a bandstand?
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their ch...
When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he knew the music by singing all parts of the Lucia sextet during rehearsal.
When a young hotshot conductor was making his d...
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orch...
When is the water in the shower room musical?
When is the water in the shower room musical? W...
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?
Why did the music student have a piano in the b...
What is musical and handy in the supermarket.
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A...
Why did they arrest the musician?
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into t...
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed...
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of...
How do you make a bandstand?
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their ch...
When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.
When you are young, you want to be the master o...
What's the best thing about turning 65?
What's the best thing about turning 65? No more...
What's wrong, sonny?
What's wrong, sonny? asked the old timer sympat...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F wor...
How old is your Grandma?
How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we've had...
How can you tell an old person from a young person?
How can you tell an old person from a young per...
Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?
Why is it easy to break in to an old man's hous...
How can you tell that you're getting old?
How can you tell that you're getting old? You g...
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.
When our second child was on the way, my wife a...
What do young ghosts call their parents?
What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady ...
When is a parent like a child?
When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.
What's another name for an parent?
What's another name for an parent? Someone who'...
Why are parents boring?
Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone els...