What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A th...
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What goes eek, eek, bang?
What goes eek, eek, bang? A mouse in a minefield !
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ...
What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !
Who is king of all the mice ?
Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
What do angry rodents send each other at Christ...
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Ge...
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
What's gray and furry on the inside and white o...
How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? Wit...
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squ...
Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light...
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet ...
What's a mouse's favourite record ?
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please chee...
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many film directors does it take to change ...
Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?
Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?...
What's the definition of a good actor?
What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody...
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Becau...
Why do actors like snooker halls?
Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that'...
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actres...
What kind of star wears sunglasses?
What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
What is an Actor?
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everyth...
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?
What sort of animals make the best TV presenter...
What do you call a fight between film actors ?
What do you call a fight between film actors ? ...
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film s...