What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the ...
Question-answer Jokes
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his go...
What do you call a clever monster?
What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps o...
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and be...
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Be...
What's a monsters favorite play?
What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghou...
What do mice do when they're at home ?
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? '...
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? ...
Why do mice have long tails ?
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look...
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears w...
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to...
What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's...
Why do mice need oiling ?
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eye...
What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the fr...
What is a mouse's favorite record ?
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please che...
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and ca...
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A ...
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it...
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek...
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fig...
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse wit...