Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ...

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A mo...

What is a monster's favourite society?

What is a monster's favourite society? The Cons...

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? ...

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

What do you get if you cross a bird with a mons...

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Becaus...

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

What do you get if you cross a monster with a f...

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? '...

Why did the monster go into hospital?

Why did the monster go into hospital? To have h...

What is a monster's favourite drink?

What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

What do they have for lunch at Monster School? ...

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?...

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating...

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow co...

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?

Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top ...

What can a monster do that you can't do?

What can a monster do that you can't do? Count ...

What aftershave do monsters wear?

What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight?

How did the world's tallest monster become shor...

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

What happened when the monster stole a bottle o...

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive...

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifre...

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

What's the difference between Frankenstein and ...

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? ...

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster li...

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

What was the inscription on the tomb of Franken...