Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see...

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

What happened when the monster stole a bottle o...

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has six...

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

What should you do if a monster runs through yo...

What do you do with a green monster?

What do you do with a green monster? Put it in ...

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinn...

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was...

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in fro...

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?...

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?

What does the hungry monster get after he's eat...

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

What's the difference between a dim monster and...

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer...

What do young female monsters do at parties ?

What do young female monsters do at parties ? T...

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? T...

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? Once upo...

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?...

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

What would you get if you crossed a monster wit...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgivin...

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving tu...

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

What would you get if you crossed a monster wit...

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut of...

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

What's the difference between a monster and a m...

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?

What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong...

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see...