Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to ...

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built h...

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the ...

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdr...

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He ...

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed so...

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a mon...

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

Why did the monster stop playing with his broth...

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

What do you call a monster with a wooden head? ...

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?

What does a polite monster say when he meets yo...

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? ...

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

What do you call a monster with two wooden head...

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

What does a monster do when he loses his head? ...

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

How did the monster cure his sore throat? He sp...

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your...

How do you address a monster?

How do you address a monster? Very politely.

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man ...

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?

How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monst...

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster?

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, ...

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?

How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? ...

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five...

What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost...

Why was the monster standing on his head?

Why was the monster standing on his head? He wa...

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

What do you get if you cross a tall green monst...