Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quar...

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used...

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies ...

How can you get rich by eating?

How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune coo...

When does a female deer need money?

When does a female deer need money? When she do...

Why is a cat like a penny?

Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a hea...

How can you make money fast?

How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrige...

Why do wallets make so much noise?

Why do wallets make so much noise? Because mone...

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?...

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

What lands as often on its tail as it does its ...

How did rich people get their money?

How did rich people get their money? They were ...

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who ...

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? ...

What dog has money?

What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is...

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in you...

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

What is the quickest way to double your money ?...

How do thunderstorms invest their money?

How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a ...

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got...

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the c...

What's a monsters favorite play?

What's a monsters favorite play? Romeo and Ghou...

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Be...

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and be...