How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twiste...
Question-answer Jokes
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh a...
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a w...
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the w...
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
What's brown and furry on the inside and clear ...
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't...
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet...
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than soun...
What business is King Kong in?
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
What would you get if you crossed King Kong wit...
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
What should you do if you are on a picnic with ...
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the ki...
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best ...
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano...
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine ...
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell...
How do you catch King Kong?
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down an...
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a b...
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue o...
What is big hairy and can fly ?
What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorre...
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody wi...
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a tr...
What is the proper weight for a lawyer?
What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a law...