Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

What is the difference between a cat and a comma

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a c...

What's wrong


What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't...

What do you get if...


Q: What do you get when you cross a bad politi...

Why do we put suits


Why do we put suits in garment bags and garmen...

When I Die


When I die, I want to go
Peacefully Like my G...

What's green and makes holes?...


What's green and makes holes?


- A Drill Pick...

How many sorority sisters does it take to...


How many sorority sisters does it take to chan...

How to get a ride home


Two police officers saw this old woman stagger...

Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So ...

What has six legs, red eyes, and green stuff...


What has six legs, red eyes, and green stuff c...

Who is Marylou?


A woman came up behind her husband while he wa...

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?


Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?


To ...

When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
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What does a screen d


What does a screen door and a blonde have in c...

How to drownd a blond


You tell her that theres a "scratch and snif" ...

How Many Times Have You Cheated?


A wealthy business man and his wife are lookin...

When your wife walks in


When your wife walks in front of you it looks ...

What Is Matzo


A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat ou...

How all careers end


How careers end... Painters are discolored. Sp...

Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?...


Why is there no Wal-Mart in Iraq?
Because eve...

How many lawyers...


"How many can you afford?"
It only takes one...

Why are you yelling that?


A painting contractor was speaking with a woma...

Why cant blondes....


why cant blondes write 11? because they dont k...

When you are right be


When you are right be logical, when you are wr...

When I Grow Up


I want to be rich when I grow up
With a manly...