Question-answer Jokes

Question-answer Jokes

How do u kill a blonde


how do u kill a blonde?


put a scrathc and sn...

What power switch


A customer called a tech support to say her br...

What to Grow


One day the teacher asked the second grade cla...

How To Rite Good


How To Rite Good1. Avoid alliteration. Alway...

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?


Because red means stop.

What's black, brown, and looks


What's black, brown, and looks good on an [eth...

How does a New Zealander


How does a New Zealander make a u-turn?


He ...

What was the first thing


What was the first thing Monica Lewinsky saw i...

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?


To see what was on the other side.

Why do [ethnics] wear long


Why do [ethnics] wear long dresses?


To hide ...

Why did George Bush's presidency preceed Clinton's?...


Why did George Bush's presidency preceed Clint...

How to scare your neighbors


1. Order pizza and other food to their house a...

How tokill a blonde


Q:how do you kill a blonde?


A:put a scrach a...

How to use an ATM


MALE PROCEDURE


1. Drive up to cash machine.
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What did the executioner say to his wife?


What did the executioner say to his wife?
Onl...

What's dangerous and swings from trees?

What's dangerous and swings from trees?
A mon...

How To Get A Man To Leave


How do you get a man to leave when you want?

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What is "it"?


Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long oneMichael J....

What You Got?


A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a s...

When necessary, metric and inch tools can...


When necessary, metric and inch tools can be u...

Why women don't


Do you know why woman don't fart?


Because th...

How to catch a elephant


dig a big hole put ashes in the hole put pees ...

How many Macintosh users does it take to screw...


How many Macintosh users does it take to screw...

What should I do then?


Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temper...

Whats the difference


Q: whats the difference between your mamma and...