After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law
office. He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced
that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him. "Show him right in!" our
lawyer replied.
As Mr. Jones was being ushered in, our lawyer had an
idea. He quickly picked up the phone and shouted into it " ...and you
tell them that we won't accept less then fifty thousand dollars, and
don't even call me until you agree to that amount!" Slamming the phone
down he stood up and greeted Mr. Jones; "Good Morning, Mr. Jones,
what can I do for you?"
"I'm from the phone company," Mr. Jones replied, "I'm here to connect
your phone."
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