Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?A: She can't touch it till she's fourteen!Q: What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?A: The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.Q: How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?A: When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?A: There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.Q: Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?A: They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!Q: What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?A: A documentary.Q: What do they call it in Kentucky?A: "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."Q: How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?A: Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.
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