You might be a redneck if . . . you have been married three times and you still have the same in-laws, You think TACO BELL is a Mexican Phone Company, Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back, You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat", You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
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