Questions About Sydney Olympics
(I REALLY WONDER HOW THE PEOPLE IN TOURISM REM...
Porpoise Jokes
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he ...
Something Fishy Here!
LIFE UNDER THE SEA
What is life like under t...
No Pushing!
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he p...
Anybody see that movie about the dog who befriends a dolphin?
A Dog's Porpoise
Why did the dolphin apologize?
He didn't do it on porpoise.
What do you call a dolphin that cheats on his girlfriend?
A multi-porpoise tool!
Having a shark as a pet
defeats the porpoise
What did the depressed dolphin say?
I need a porpoise.
Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?
Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater ba...
What does an orca use to to make bread?
All-Porpoise flour
What's a life without manitees?
A life with out porpoise.
Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?
She had no sense of porpoise.
Why did the dolphin leave his job? [X-post from /r/Jokes3]
His coworkers said its because he had a higher ...
THERAPIST: What's the problem with your marriage? WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me
ME: I don't do it on porpoise
Did you hear about the racist dolphin waiter?
He serves no porpoise.
Marine Biologists
A team of marine biologists accidentally catch ...
When the man saved the dolphin
he knew he had found a porpoise
What do depressed dolphins without an SO say?"
"I have no porpoise in life"
Why was the dolphin depressed?
It had no porpoise in life
Scientists discover a dolphin that can understand abstract thought
Soon everyone from psychologists to religious l...
The Dolphin Joke
I once knew a man from Quebec. He was a man of ...
I have decided to become a dolphin...
It is my true porpoise in life
Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate?
Because they find their work gives their lives ...
Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin?
He was said to have done it on porpoise.