Porpoise Jokes

Porpoise Jokes

Questions About Sydney Olympics


(I REALLY WONDER HOW THE PEOPLE IN TOURISM REM...

Whale of a Time


What did the whale say to the dolphin when he ...

Something Fishy Here!


LIFE UNDER THE SEA


What is life like under t...

No Pushing!

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he p...

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Having a shark as a pet

defeats the porpoise

Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?

Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater ba...

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the dolphin leave his job? [X-post from /r/Jokes3]

His coworkers said its because he had a higher ...

Marine Biologists

A team of marine biologists accidentally catch ...

When the man saved the dolphin

he knew he had found a porpoise

What do depressed dolphins without an SO say?"

"I have no porpoise in life"

Why was the dolphin depressed?

It had no porpoise in life

Scientists discover a dolphin that can understand abstract thought

Soon everyone from psychologists to religious l...

The Dolphin Joke

I once knew a man from Quebec. He was a man of ...

I have decided to become a dolphin...

It is my true porpoise in life

Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate?

Because they find their work gives their lives ...

Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin?

He was said to have done it on porpoise.