What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?
"Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
Porpoise Jokes
Have you heard about the Dolphins in Japan that are killing themselves?
The scientists think they may be doing it on po...
What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?
"Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
Fisherman got jokes...
A little fish humor for everyone.
"Did you do ...
Why was the dolphin depressed?
He felt he had no porpoise in life
Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis?
Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise.
Why was the dolphin sad?
He had no porpoise in life.
Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?
Because he had no porpoise.
Why did the dolphin commit suicide?
Because his life had no porpoise
What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?
You have served your porpoise.
Which sea creature is the most determined?
Any fish that is swimming near a dolphin, becau...
Why did the dolphin go to church?
He was looking for a porpoise.
(thought this o...
What do you call conjoined dolphins
Dual porpoise
Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?
He didn't see a porpoise...
Why did the dolphin kill himself?
A lack of porpoise.
What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?
You did that on porpoise
Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin?
He lost the porpoise to live.
A Dolphin meets the Buddha...
The Buddha says you may ask me any question you...
What do philosophical dolphins say?
What's the porpoise?
A great storm is brewing....
I was at my neice's pool party last Saturday. S...
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? N...
Dolphin Spy Thrillers
A few months ago, Hamas “arrested” a dolphin f...
When a dolphin makes a mistake…
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Apologies to the porpoise
Q: What did the dolphin say after he accidental...
Dolphin Spy Thrillers
A few months ago, Hamas “arrested” a dolphin f...