Soon everyone from psychologists to religious leaders to philosophers start coming from all over the world to communicate with this animal that is mentality capable of understanding man's most abstract concepts and even able to communicate his ideas back to his teachers.
The dolphin really takes to philosophy and is soon grasping the concepts of Aquinas, DeCartes, and Plato with ease. One day his philosophy professor finds the dolphin lost in thought. He's so deep in bought he doesn't even register that the professor is there. The professor asks the dolphin what he's pondering. And the dolphin replies "I'm just wondering what's my porpoise in life."
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