The Dolphin Joke

I once knew a man from Quebec. He was a man of great talent. But too often people with great talent go... unfulfilled. I knew this guy, he went by the name Jaques De Gatineau. Jaques was a great man. He was a thinker, a real smart guy, I guess you could say he was our hope. While I was scrambling to get out of highschool. Jaques De Gatineau, he was accepted to all the best universities and got three degrees. He was going to be the next great.
There was Peter Leroux, Wilfred Pasteur, Jerome tsonga, the three wise men of quebec. Jaques De Gatineau was to be the next. But he vanished.
So years pass, I started to travel and get around. I traveled from here to there, and to here again. So at one point in my life, I found myself at Sea World. And so I have a guy show me to where the baby dolphins are being feed, cause who doesn't like baby dolphins? And guess who I saw! None other than Jaques De Gatineau!
So I walk up to the guy, and I say "Jaques De Gatineau, I feel ashamed for you. You were our hope. You were to go to Canada's capital of Ottawa. We pinned all of Quebec's hopes onto YOU." Now that's a terrible burden, to have a town's hopes pinned on him.
 So he's feeding these little baby dolphins. And I say "I'm ashamed of you Jaques De Gatineau, you could have done so many great things."
And he said "well, I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise."