Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?
Because Habeas Porpoise.
Porpoise Jokes
Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee
What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on ...
My dolphin died...
I have no porpoise in life.
What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?
All porpoise flour.
Did you hear about the guy who accidentally took a ride on a dolphin?
He's not sure if he did it on porpoise.
One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...
The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on p...
Did you see the story about the missing dolphin?
I'd tell you more about it but there's really n...
What do dolphins use to stay clean?
All-porpoise cleaner.
What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?
"There is no porpoise."
So scientists have invented a way to turn dolphins nearly invisible
It's pretty neat, but I don't really see the po...
What happened when the shark beat the dolphin in a race?
He defeated the porpoise.
Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
Did you hear about the employee at sea-world who killed his entire audience?
He did it ON A PORPOISE!!
Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?
Because they were for test porpoise only
What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?
"What is life without a porpoise?"
Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie.
Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour.
Dolphins are the most philosophical of all marine mammals...
They send most of their lives searching for a p...
When I make dolphin shaped cookies,
I use all porpoise flour.
How do Dolphins live their lives?
With a porpoise.
Hear about all those Japanese people killing dolphins?
Apparently they've been doing it on porpoise!
Did you guys hear about that dolphin at SeaWorld that committed suicide?
Apparently after he was separated from his fami...
Did you hear about the man who bought a dolphin?
He didn't want to live life without a porpoise!
Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job?
Because he didn't serve a porpoise...
What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?
A porpoise.