Pope Jokes

Pope Jokes

For some reason the Pope didn't...

sponsor my program for terminally ill Chinese c...

I am too intelligent for class I, please promote me to class III

A teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with on...

The Pope's Coffee - From my grandfather

Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the p...

Pope caught short

It's confession time on a very hot and sticky ...

Bubba and Friends

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You kn...

So a while back the Pope went on a visit...

to a city. He was trying to get across town wit...

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Father, what causes arthritis?

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bu...

A man is sitting on a plane next to the pope...

The pope was working on a crossword puzzle and ...

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a stree...

A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope.

He offers a donation of ten million dollars to ...

A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines

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A lawyer and the pope die at the same time and go to heaven...

The pope is first and meets St. Peter at the ga...

A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar...

the bartender says "Is this some kinda joke?

His Limo Driver

The pope is visiting the US, at the airport a h...

Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)

Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road ...

What causes arthritis?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a...

Nescafe and the Pope

Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the P...

Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome...

...One held a Cross in front of him; the other ...

So a man gets on a plane...

...he finds his seat and realizes he's sitting ...

The new Pope got Bird flu...

...I heard he caught it from one of his Cardinals.