Three men turn up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
Saint Peter asks the three men: ' Did you commi...
Pope Jokes
The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".
The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter...
Whats the difference between acne and the pope?
Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirt...
Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Exam for athletes
The following is a college entrance exam for at...
Some people like cats and some people don't.
Apparently the Pope's a cataholic.
What happens when a pope dies?
Another pops up.
Bob knows a lot of people
Bob's a factory worker, and one day, the boss i...
There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife...
...and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a co...
Two Jewish brothers go to see the Pope...
This was the last joke told by my great grandfa...
Joe knows everyione
Joe and Paul entered a bar and everyone at the ...
List of the shortest books
1. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
2. Contrac...
A riddle for today
A riddle for today
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a...
The Unknown Celebrity
The Pope travels to America. Upon arriving in A...
Pope gets a lesson
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a stre...
Father, what causes arthritis?
A drunken man who smelled of whiskey sat down o...
The Pope has the bird flu.
He got it from his cardinals.
I wonder if the Pope has any pets...
Yeah they are called altar boys.
A Pope and a Jewish Accountant die...
So a Jewish accountant and the Pope die at the ...
A catholic comedian was a big fan of John Paul II when he was pope...
and it was his lifelong dream to make the pope ...
Barack Obama has a long one, George Bush has a short one, Lorde doesn't have one and Pope Francis doesn't use his...
Last names. What were you expecting?
How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet.
How man...
So the pope coes to New York...
and flags a taxi. The taxi is extremely suprise...
My wife and I were walking down the street.
My wife and I were walking down the street when...
the papal visit
the pope visited Glasgow during his visit he we...