It's confession time on a very hot and sticky summer's day in the Vatican, his holiness the Pope is sitting in the small box taking confession. After an hour or so of waiting the Pope decides to bash one out in the confession booth, as he is pleasuring himself, some flashlights go off in the confession box next door.
The Pope, shocked, quickly re-robes and runs out into the church to see a couple of tourists looking at a camera, he approaches them and asks straight up how much for the camera, tourists want $50,000, so the Pope reluctantly agrees and goes off to get some money and meet the people later.
After the meeting the Pope is back at the Vatican looking over the camera when a Bishop approaches, "Nice camera Pope" says the Bishop, "How much was it?, to which the Pope replies "$50,000". "WoW" says the Bishop "they must have seen you comming"
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