Pig Jokes

Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? H...

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the s...

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He...

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard ...

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There ...

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a lit...

Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit ...

When is a pig an ecologist?

When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles ga...

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road...

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

What would a pig name a chain of food stores? S...

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

What should you say to a pig on roller skates? ...

What position does the pig play in football?

What position does the pig play in football? Lo...

What kind of pig do sows dislike?

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvini...

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yu...

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? ...

What goes knio, knio?

What goes knio, knio? A backward pig.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

What does a pig use to write his term papers wi...

What do you say to a naked pig?

What do you say to a naked pig? I never sausage...

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

What do you get when you cross a pig with an el...

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

What do you get when you cross a pig with a can...

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub...

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What do you call the story of The Three Little ...

What do you call a pig with the flu?

What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine sw...

What do you call a pig with no legs?

What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!