A lady walks into a pet store

A lady walks into a pet store and immediately sees a parrot in a cage.

The parrot sees the lady and starts talking to her;

Parrot: "Hey lady, hey!"

Lady: " What is it?"

Parrot: "You're ugly."

The lady gets offended and leaves the store.

The next day the lady comes back to the same pet store and sees the same parrot. The parrot, just like it did the day before, starts talking to her.

Parrot: "Hey lady, hey!"

Lady: "What is it?"

Parrot: "You're ugly."

The lady becomes furious and decided to talk to the manager. She told the manager that if they don't do anything about that parrot she will sue them. The manager apologizes and assures her that it will all be fixed and the parrot won't say anything offensive anymore, for it is a very smart parrot.

The lady returns to the same pet store the next day and sees the same parrot. The parrot, just like it did the last two days, starts talking to her.

Parrot: "Hey lady, hey!"

Lady: "WHAT?!"

Parrot: "...You know."