What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The oyster fisherman shucks between fits.
Oyster Jokes
A jew in his death bed and a Rolex
A jew in his death bed is surrounded by his fam...
What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker?
One shucks between fits...
Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?
Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.
[NSFW] Little johnny asks his mom...
"Mom, why does granma have an oyster between he...
What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhoea and an epileptic oyster shucker?
The oyster shucker shucks between fits.
Why didn't the oyster give to charity?
He was shellfish.
What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?
A clamboni driver!
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with IBS?
Well, one you have to shuck between fits...
What noise annoys a noisy oyster?
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
The difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic oyster shucker...
The oyster shucker shucks between fits!
What did the diver say to the oyster?
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster?
A noisey noise annoys an oyster!
What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea?
Well, one you shuck between the fits and the ot...
What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?
Shellfish.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was r...
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy.
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was r...
Some New Definitions lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
Some New Definitions lymph (v), to walk with a ...
Some New Definitions lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.
Some New Definitions lymph (v), to walk with a ...
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in t...
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy n...
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in thi...