Ostrich Jokes

Ostrich Jokes

Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist..

''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.''

''M...

A man walks into a restaurant

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown...

The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich...

And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad.

The chicken comes first

In a beauty contest among birds, the finalists ...

Why didn't the fat duck have any friends?

Because he was ostrich-sized.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...

True or False 1.

True or False 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more...

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation.

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein complet...