A woman who was a science fiction fan had all of her checks personalized with Star Wars character Han Solo (Harrison Ford) saying his famous line -- 'I've got a bad feeling about this'. Lots of people complimented her on how cool the checks were. When those checks had all been used up, she had tired of Star Wars and ordered new checks with religious scenes from the Bible that the same company was offering. Unfortunately, the Bible checks had room for a quote on them as well.Some faceless computer or person on the company production line must have figured that she wanted to keep the same quote that she used before. Well..... NOW her checks have: Moses parting the Red Sea saying: 'I've got a bad feeling about this', David stands in front of Goliath saying: 'I've got a bad feeling about this' Noah is building his ark, also saying 'I've got a bad feeling about this'. Moses coming down off Mt. Sinai with the ten commandments saying: 'I've got a bad feeling about this'. Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden captioned: 'I've got a bad feeling about this'. Can you just imagine the reaction she gets now when she writes a check?
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