Mule Jokes

Mule Jokes

Long happy marriage


A couple were celebrating their Golden wedding...

Dangerous Mule


Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his li...

Politcal Mule


A Pastor went to his church office on Monday m...

Borrowing A Mule


There was a guy in the middle of the desert an...

Joe's mule


A man was traveling down a country road when h...

Big Eared Mule


There were two farmers, neither one had much c...

Can I borrow that mule?


Her mother, who immediately demanded an inspec...

Golden Oldies

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding a...

Farmer Joe

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent...

Zack and His Mule...

Zack and his mule were walking down the road wh...

The Old Mule

This is the epitaph on the gravestone of an arm...

An Old Hillbilly Farmer

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged h...

Savanna Football

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had a...

A lonely old farmer...

An old farmer had been single for awhile and fi...

Why was the horse always mad at the mule?

It kept half-assing everything.

The problem with mule breeders...

They always do a half assed job.

A young newlywed couple...

Were on their way home after the ceremony when ...

My wife and I were talking about our physical relationship.

"I wish you were more of a lion," she said.

"A...

I like my women like I like my coffee

Stuffed into a bag.
Slung over the side of a mu...

A SEAL and his Sculpture

There was a Navy SEAL living undercover in the ...