Mule Jokes

Mule Jokes

A farmer named Jet owns a team of mules.

These mules help to plow fields and do other su...

An old farmer...

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged h...

Texas

An old prospector shuffled into the town of El ...

Curtis & Leroy

saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News in Star...

animal football

The animals were bored.

Finally, the lion had ...

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule!

A joke, from third grade me...
Hap...

New Chandelier

One time they called a deacons' meeting at the ...

A Taxing Poem

"Taxpayer's Lament"

Tax his cow, Tax his goat;...

An old prospector

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into...

The farmer and the mule

Old man Jim has farmed all of his life, and for...

Sticking together

A dying man was unhappy because of his quarreli...

Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border?

The guards thought he was a drug mule.

I got two jokes. One for each of ya.

Joke 1:

What do you call it when a vice presid...

Why did the mule fail his math test?

He was half-assing it

The farmer went to town to find a wife...

and selected a fine young girl. As he was taki...

Three Yogis are doing meditative in a remote cave...

One day a sound is heard from outside the cave....

Latvian Dreamin'

Little boy go to father. Is midnight. Say boy, ...

A mule walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The mule replies, "Well, my mother was a horse,...

Two men are looking for a place to hunt...

Two hunters were looking for a place to hunt. T...

Why does the farmer hate his mule?

Because when it works, it is always half-ass.

Himalayan peach pie

So there once was a man named Joe, who worked f...

The farmer and the mule.

An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmerci...