Were on their way home after the ceremony when the mule pulling their cart suddenly stopped. The man got off the cart, looked the mule in the eye and said, "That's one!"
The mule continued on a short way only to suddenly stop again. Once again the man got down, looked the mule in the eye and said, "That's two!"
They continued on, but after a short while the mule stopped again. The man got down, looked the mule in the eye and said, "That's three!" Pulled a pistol and shot it right in the head.
The wife jumped down and started screaming at her husband asking why he would do such a thing and how they would get home now.
The man looked her in the eye and said, "That's one!"
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