An old farmer had been single for awhile and finally decided that had been alone too long and ordered a mail order bride. A month passes and finally he goes and picks her up from the train station with his mule and wagon. They load up on the wagon and the mule doesn't budge. The farmer took a minute and says "That's one!" Finally the mule starts moving. On the way out of town the mule stops for a drink of water at a trough. The farmer, still irritated, says "That's two!" They start moving again and half way home the mule just stops in the middle of the road and won't move. Finally the farmer says "That's three!" And pulls out his rifle and shoots his mule. His new bride starts yelling at him "Why did you shoot are mule!? We needed him for around the farm!!" The farmer looks at her and says "That's one!"
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