Newfoundland Computer Lingo
1. Log on: Make the wood stove ho...
Mouse Jokes
The Computer Mouse
One day, a blonde and a brunette were talking...
Top Ten Ways To Freak Out Your Co-Workers
10. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your...
Well that's no good
All lazy peoples' slogan must be "The early bir...
The Universal Grade Change Form
To: Professor _______________
From: __________...
Computer Humor
1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...
The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leav...
Mouse Face
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say Cheese!
The Internet
This is how you know if you are addicted to the...
A Few Good Questions I've Heard
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens ou...
More Of Life's Unanswered Questions
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings...
Dr. Seuss As Technical Writer
Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer
If a packet h...
Computer
What is a cat's favorite part of the computer?
...
What's Gray, Has Four Legs, and a Trunk?
What's gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A m...
Worst Time
Q: What's the worst time to be a rat or a mouse...
If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the ...
Life Before Computers
An application was for employment
A program wa...
Bug on My Monitor!
One day a blonde was surfing the internet. Afte...
101 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In...
I Do Again?
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old bu...
Elephant Jokes (Plus One Mouse Joke)
What's gray and comes in packets?
Instant elep...
Internet Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro...
Laws of Feline Physics I
Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to ...
Virtual Poetry
Remember when ram meant just a male sheep
And ...
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
-...