Mouse Jokes

Mouse Jokes

Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer? ...

Q: Why did the computer squeak?

Q: Why did the computer squeak? A: Someone step...

New Old Sayings Anywhere you hang your @ is home.

New Old Sayings Anywhere you hang your @ is hom...

Q.

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the ...

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: ...

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the...

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: L...

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?

What did the cat do when he swallowed some chee...

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When yo...

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.

A group of young children were siting in a circ...

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on.

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't ...

Customer: My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

Customer: My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Cl...

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I ge...

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

Doctor, doctor!

Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, ...

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

How to you tell the difference between an eleph...

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son.

Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland ...

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse cost...

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With t...

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Becau...

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Becaus...

A wife was berating her husband.

A wife was berating her husband. He motioned fo...

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a mon...

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

What's the difference between a monster and a m...