Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Pirate Joke


What was the pirate movie rated?


ARRRRRRR

Jelly bean jar


Why did the elephant wear multi-color tennis s...

How do you make a tissue dance?


How do you make a tissue dance?


Put a little...

Knock Knock Wannup


Knock Knock Who's there? I wannup I wannup ...

Lost boy


A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall....

Children


A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five...

where did I come from?"


Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-...

Child beatng


In the courtroom the judge is asking the littl...

Singing Toilet


tis man walks in to a dinner and says can i us...

Bad monkey


Why was the monkey locked in the bathroom?
be...

what did one math book say to a nother?...


what did one math book say to a nother? ...

Q.what do you get swinging of apple trees...


Q.what do you get swinging of apple trees
A.S...

Ugly Faces


Finding one of her students making faces at ot...

Real Vs Fake


Once little Johnny went into a shop he took a ...

Blush Boy


Why did the boy blush when he opened the refri...

Little Johnny Crack-up.


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Rejected Childrens Book Titles 2


Rejected Childrens Book Titles 2.0


1.Lets Le...

Poopie!!!!!


i make poopie u buat lickers

Cat joke


what does a cat put on itself when it has a
...

The Wedding


A mother and her child were at a wedding.


A...

Cat joke


What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!

Wise Old Man


A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a m...

"Can I touch it?"


There was a little boy and a little girl in a ...

Three kids


Once upon a time there were three kids named s...

How u make ice scream


Q. how do u make ice scream


A. u put ice in ...