Little Johnny is falling behind in his studies, so his Mom decides to hire him a tutor. The tutor says she will first ask Little Johnny some questions before deciding to take up the job.
Tutor: How many days in a week?
LJ: Eight!
Tutor: Hmm... How many months in a year?
LJ: Thirteen!
Tutor: Ok, perhaps we should try something different. What is your Mom's favorite thing?
LJ: Seventy!
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