Three men are sitting next to eachother on an airplane. One japanese,one spanish,and one american. First they fly over Japan. The japanese guy says I love my country. So he flicks out a dime. Then they fly over Spain. The spanish guy says I love my country. So he flicks out a nickel. Last they fly over America. The american guy says I hate my country. So he flicks out a grenade.
When the japanese guy was driving home he saw a kid crying in the street. He asked the kid whats wrong? My mommy got hit in the head with a dime and died. When the spanish guy was driving home he saw a kid crying in the steet. He asked the kid whats wrong? My daddy got hit in the head with a nickel and died. When the american guy was driving home he saw a kid laughing in the street. He asked the kid whats so funny? When I farted my whole school blew up!
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