Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel!
Q: Why do witches think they are funny?
A: Every time they look in the mirror the mirror cracks up!
Q: Why does the skeleton not like parties?
A: He has no-body to dance with!
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.