there were two kids playing basketball outside of an apartment building one kid sees a really hot girl naked in the shower and says to the other come here theres a really hot naked girl and the other kid runs away. the next day they are playing basketball there again and the kid that saw the girl said "hey why did u leave yesterday?" and the other kid said"because my mom said if i saw a naked lady i would turn to stone and i started to feel something get hard.
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