There was a Scottish man, an Irish man and a stupid man one day they came across a magic slide. So if you slide down it and shouted out anything in the world, you would land in that thing, so the Scottish man went down the slide and shouted "lager" and he landed in a pool of lager.
The Irish man went down and shouted "money". He landed in a pot of money.
The stupid man went down the slide and shouted "Ahhhhh weeeeee"....and I think you know what happened next!!!
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