Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My daddy is so cool he can eat four burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing, my daddy can eat six."
Little Johnny starts laughing and says, "My daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Johnny that he is out of his mind.
They ask him why he thinks his daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Johnny replies, "Last night, I was passing my parent's room and my daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light, I want to eat that thing.'"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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