once there was this family and they had one son. for eleven years he never left five inches from his parents side, even in the bathroom. so one day,on his eleventh b-day,his parents said"son we believe today is the day we leave you alone for awhile."so they left,and he felt confident so he said"bye".so five seconds later he looked around the room,and cried and ran for the window. but it was to late. when they got back they found him in the corner saying"im scared,and I dont know where the bathroom is."
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