One day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honey's have legs?"
The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?"
"Because every night when I go to bed, I hear Dad say 'Honey, open your legs' "
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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