Everybody has doorbells - and they all work!"


We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town.
Very early the next morning, our 3 1/2 -year-old ran into our bedroom to wake us
up. I dressed him and told him to play in the yard and to quit bothering us.
About 20 minutes later, he came running back. "Mommy! Mommy!" he exclaimed,
"everybody has doorbells - and they all work!"

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